Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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