Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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