I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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