I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
high people should be assigned attendants
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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