Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
sex on a bike is impossible
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