They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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