and you said cock pushups were impossible
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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