I'm jealous of your bromance
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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