At least make sure they are 18
Why
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
3 2 1 whiskey
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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