Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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