i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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