That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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