never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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