11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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