I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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