she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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