they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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