you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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