And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
