so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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