Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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