i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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