I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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