ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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