So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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