I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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