why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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