Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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