Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Come see our sink grown plant.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
