U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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