belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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