Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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