I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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