I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
