what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
