Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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