what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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