god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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