Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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