Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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