Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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