I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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