her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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