You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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