My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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