i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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