She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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