so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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