Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
