There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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