He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
So much rum. So many feels.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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