Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
