While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i've created a new STD.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
