Sponge bath it is.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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