i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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