I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
