Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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